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Funny Banners Recommended By Leonardo

Leonardo recommend you funny banners for any purposes, especially for advertisement. First no Titanic, second no Jack Dawson and third no DiCaprio. It's not him your favorite actor who officially opened Cannes film festival recently. He is my neighbor, I don't know him well. He doesn't know me well, either. We live one kilometer apart. Confusing? Forget it! Just check these links of banners with stories along with them. Golf Banner. First close your eyes, what country would you like to play? Africa? India? China? Or Afghanistan? It's all up to you. You can play golf for free and cope with stress as well. You can see rare birds flying in the sky smiling at you. You can explore the heaven in you by walking across the golf course and this free feeling. How about his Leonardo banner recommendation? Think about jogging anyone? Sure, just prepare your budget. Lawyer Advise . Leonardo might recommend you to listen to a lawyer advise: if at first you don't succeed, t...

Titanic, Leonardo Di Caprio and Jack Dawson

No funny joke! Here is a tickling story about Titanic. No, it's not about RMS Titanic, a British passenger liner that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 after colliding with an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton, UK to New York City, US. It's a tickling story about Titanic, a girl of twenties which is never covered by the media all over the world. Even Leonardo himself doesn't know who she is. Weird? There's no such a thing called a tickling story related to Leonardo DiCaprio or Jack Dawson as he played that role in the movie. Titanic only say it's a start of the story, as she has successfully rescued a man from downing in the sea and according to her it's tickling. We're not going back to the fictitious 1912, where a17-year-old first class passenger Rose boards "Titanic" in Southampton with her fiancĂ© Cal and her mother Ruth DeWitt Bukater. Ruth stresses the importance of Rose's engagement, as the marriage w...

5 Weird things Leonardo DiCaprio Won't Do In Life

Leonardo DiCaprio won't do such silly things. Below are 5 of them which are amusing and weird. 1. Going on a tour to India and Ask some famous Indian Actors together with hundred people to dance with him in a plaza and sing and cry. That's weird and humiliating Leonardo. Even Amitabh Bachchan, the superstar of Bollywood who became a cameo in Great Gatsby won't make him go there having such joy with the Indian celebrities. That's not funny. 2. Going to China, walking back and forth in the Great Wall and fight with Jacky Chan and Jet Li for fun. You won't laugh hard enough for this, will you? Leonardo won't either for a such of weird thing to do on tour. 3. Going to hire a lawyer to win Yaz and Yasmin case. There's no joke about the birth control pills. It's not about an Indian or an Arabic named Yasmin which forces a lawyer to get involved in fight for the case. It' not about calling Leonardo DiCaprio to fight for this case. That's not f...