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Funny Banners Recommended By Leonardo

Leonardo recommend you funny banners for any purposes, especially for advertisement. First no Titanic, second no Jack Dawson and third no DiCaprio. It's not him your favorite actor who officially opened Cannes film festival recently. He is my neighbor, I don't know him well. He doesn't know me well, either. We live one kilometer apart. Confusing? Forget it!

Just check these links of banners with stories along with them.
  • Golf Banner. First close your eyes, what country would you like to play? Africa? India? China? Or Afghanistan? It's all up to you. You can play golf for free and cope with stress as well. You can see rare birds flying in the sky smiling at you. You can explore the heaven in you by walking across the golf course and this free feeling. How about his Leonardo banner recommendation? Think about jogging anyone? Sure, just prepare your budget.
  • Lawyer Advise. Leonardo might recommend you to listen to a lawyer advise: if at first you don't succeed, try and try again. Is that really his advise? Just get the idea--this is a popular saying. To win a case that's what you need to keep in mind and so does he. You're in trouble related to law now? Or you just want to make a protection of your own self? Whatever, just see the funny banner.
  • Parkinson! Most people might know Muhammad Ali, the boxing legend who suffered Parkinson's disease. How did he get it? A stupid disjointed answer might be: anytime you see the man who bullies you, don't run, mock him so that he becomes irritated and then give you a black eye. If he's not satisfied, you can give your head too. Although Leonardo might recommend you to take a look at this funny banner, he won't laugh at it. 
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