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Leonardo! Keep This Secret, Will You?

What secret? Leonardo who?

If what you mean is Leonardo Da Vinci, born on April 15, 1452, "at the third hour of the night" it's not him. There's nothing in his birth place, in the Tuscan hill town of Vinci, in the lower valley of the Arno River in the territory of the Republic of Florence, in where this secret is kept. If you refer this to an actor who is very famous now, he is not the one girls most talk about, not the one appearing on screen acting so convincingly.

It's not a secret about the out-of-wedlock son of the wealthy Messer Piero Fruosino di Antonio da Vinci, a Florentine legal notary, and Caterina, a peasant. Again, we are not talking about this Leonardo whose magnificent works remain immortal time by time.

We are talking about something hidden from public. But, first, have you watched the Great Gatsby? Some gossips saw Leonardo DiCaprio strolling the Seine with his mother and catching the tennis action at the French Open, that day. So the secret is DiCaprio also had some female company! She is a Victoria's Secret model, 20-year- old Hamburg-born Toni Garrn.

According to several eyewitnesses, DiCaprio and Garrn, arriving in the same van from Paris around 6:30 p.m., quietly walked the chateau grounds and garden, and she took pictures. So secret's revealed, case closed!

Not really, we haven't got the point here. Try to focus everyone. Find something missing from the context here. Look at the title, "Leonardo keep this secret, will you?"

So it's him the object whom we should tell the secret about not his. But unfortunately, the man whose named is also Leonardo hasn't finished emptying his bowel. Wait for him. I cannot share with you this secret, okay?

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