Skip to main content

Titanic, Leonardo Di Caprio and Jack Dawson

No funny joke! Here is a tickling story about Titanic. No, it's not about RMS Titanic, a British passenger liner that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 after colliding with an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton, UK to New York City, US. It's a tickling story about Titanic, a girl of twenties which is never covered by the media all over the world. Even Leonardo himself doesn't know who she is. Weird?

There's no such a thing called a tickling story related to Leonardo DiCaprio or Jack Dawson as he played that role in the movie. Titanic only say it's a start of the story, as she has successfully rescued a man
from downing in the sea and according to her it's tickling.

We're not going back to the fictitious 1912, where a17-year-old first class passenger Rose boards "Titanic" in Southampton with her fiancé Cal and her mother Ruth DeWitt Bukater. Ruth stresses the importance of Rose's engagement, as the marriage would solve the DeWitt Bukaters' secret financial problems. You know the most famous Leonardo DiCaprio's movie along history, right? This has nothing to do with that.

We are just curious of how no newsmen were curious about Titanic I've mentioned above; none of them will unveil what she means by a tickling story. However Titanic keeps saying it's a tickling story. And while she seemed to think about what to say to the world later, the man she's just saved who's lying under the tree suddenly roused and cried out, "Hey, you screwed up the script!' And this half fish half girl creature, to her surprise, yelled angrily, "It's not the time, Jack Dawson. It's not funny!"

Well, I'm not sure if Leonardo DiCaprio would read this post and pick his nose reading this.

This article was reedited from the blog Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy by the same author. Keep tickling your fancy!
Labels:

Popular posts from this blog

5 Weird things Leonardo DiCaprio Won't Do In Life

Leonardo DiCaprio won't do such silly things. Below are 5 of them which are amusing and weird. 1. Going on a tour to India and Ask some famous Indian Actors together with hundred people to dance with him in a plaza and sing and cry. That's weird and humiliating Leonardo. Even Amitabh Bachchan, the superstar of Bollywood who became a cameo in Great Gatsby won't make him go there having such joy with the Indian celebrities. That's not funny. 2. Going to China, walking back and forth in the Great Wall and fight with Jacky Chan and Jet Li for fun. You won't laugh hard enough for this, will you? Leonardo won't either for a such of weird thing to do on tour. 3. Going to hire a lawyer to win Yaz and Yasmin case. There's no joke about the birth control pills. It's not about an Indian or an Arabic named Yasmin which forces a lawyer to get involved in fight for the case. It' not about calling Leonardo DiCaprio to fight for this case. That's not f
Read more

Leonardo! Keep This Secret, Will You?

What secret? Leonardo who? If what you mean is Leonardo Da Vinci, born on April 15, 1452, "at the third hour of the night" it's not him. There's nothing in his birth place, in the Tuscan hill town of Vinci, in the lower valley of the Arno River in the territory of the Republic of Florence, in where this secret is kept. If you refer this to an actor who is very famous now, he is not the one girls most talk about, not the one appearing on screen acting so convincingly. It's not a secret about the out-of-wedlock son of the wealthy Messer Piero Fruosino di Antonio da Vinci, a Florentine legal notary, and Caterina, a peasant. Again, we are not talking about this Leonardo whose magnificent works remain immortal time by time. We are talking about something hidden from public. But, first, have you watched the Great Gatsby? Some gossips saw Leonardo DiCaprio strolling the Seine with his mother and catching the tennis action at the French Open, that day. So the sec
Read more

Does Leonardo Know How To Get Rid Of Cholesterol?

Probably no, if he is only a kid of five-year-old. If Leonardo is a doctor, surely he does.Cholesterol is a substance containing a lot of fat that is found in the body tissue and blood of animals, and which is thought to be part of the cause of heart disease if there's too much of it. Not only Leonardo, now, you know what kind of thing you deal with. It's not a minor problem for those who just take everything easy. High bad cholesterol can kill you sooner or later as you keep eating some risky foods, especially if you prefer to be a sea-food snob. Does this statement too much? Not really, diet is a must! Consider that! So how to get rid of it? Don't ask Leonardo if he is not yet a man! However, we're not talking about what a suitable diet to cope with this problem. It's about how to stop being ignorant, especially for those who never think of how dangerous high bad cholesterol is. Those who are ill-informed about such a matter. And talking about our Leonardo. He ha
Read more